MOSCOW (The Egg) — WNBA star Brittney Griner pleaded guilty last week to drug possession charges in Russia, and her lawyer, who just arrived from Margaritaville to represent her, is probably responsible. Alexander Boykov, one of Griner’s lawyers, spoke to reporters outside the courthouse wearing dark orange-tinted sunglasses, a colorful palm tree pattern button-down shirt with chest hair exposed, and slick-backed hair.
this article couldn't be more funny. Thanks to the author. I guess the author might as well write thrilling novels and not waste their time on doing reporter's job.